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echo3
08-12-2010, 11:16 PM
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.

As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low-level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"
Heavens Thunder
08-13-2010, 01:35 AM
That is real Good Erin !
Diamond Lil
08-13-2010, 09:10 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
pegdragger
08-15-2010, 10:52 PM
hahahahaha
EZE RIDER
08-16-2010, 06:30 AM
Gulp. Hahaha!!!
J. R. Weems
08-16-2010, 10:12 AM
HA!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::dog::dog::paper::paper::pa per::paper::paper::paper::paper:
Diamond Lil
08-16-2010, 10:39 AM
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the town folk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.

However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.

The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.

So what's the moral of the story?

The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.

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gtoracer
08-16-2010, 01:52 PM
I think I'd hide behind the couch too.........Glenn:rofl::ride::rofl:
Diamond Lil
08-16-2010, 02:14 PM
I think I'd hide behind the couch too.........Glenn:rofl::ride::rofl:

:p

:rofl::rofl:
EZE RIDER
08-16-2010, 02:24 PM
:rofl: Good one!
echo3
08-16-2010, 08:08 PM
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Good one Lil!!!!